2009 Monthly Morons

January

Which one of these Blondes will be back with Hef this year?
 
100% Kendra Wilkinson
Kendra Wilkinson
 
0% Holly Madison
Holly Madison
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0% Bridget Marquardt
Bridget Marquardt

February

Which one of these Blondes is most likely to choke on edible underwear this Valentines Day?
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By Eva Rinaldi (Tara Reid) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
57% Tara Reid
Tara Reid
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14% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
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By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
29% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton

March

Which one of these Blondes would you want checking your pipes?
 
0% Brad Pitt
Brad Pitt
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50% Fabio Lanzoni
Fabio Lanzoni
 
50% Daniel Craig
Daniel Craig

April

Which one of these Blondes career's will be revealed to be an elaborate April fools joke?
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40% Heidi Montag
Heidi Montag
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By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
40% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
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By Eva Rinaldi (Tara Reid) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
20% Tara Reid
Tara Reid

May

Which of these blondes do you want to celebrate Cinco de Mayo with?
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0% Caprice Bourret
Caprice Bourret
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100% Jaime Pressly
Jaime Pressly
 
0% Nicolette Sheridan
Nicolette Sheridan

June

Which of these blondes do you think should be immortalised in stone?
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29% Fabio Lanzoni
Fabio Lanzoni
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57% Heidi Klum
Heidi Klum
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14% Sharon Stone
Sharon Stone

July

Which one of these Blondes is least likely to survive the global financial melt down?
 
0% Courtney Love
Courtney Love
 
0% David Spade
David Spade
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By David Shankbone (David Shankbone) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
100% Ivanka Trump
Ivanka Trump

August

Which one of these Blondes should never have been knocked up?
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By Eva Rinaldi from Sydney Australia (Nicole Richie Uploaded by russavia) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Nicole Richie
Nicole Richie
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By Glenn Francis Uploaded by MyCanon (Britney Spears) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY-SA 4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
100% Britney Spears
Britney Spears
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0% Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera

September

Which one of these Blondes should have stuck with their TV career?
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50% Katherine Heigl
Katherine Heigl
 
48% Sarah Michelle Gellar
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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By Lan Bui (Streamy Awards Photo 375) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
2% Lisa Kudrow
Lisa Kudrow

October

Which one of these blondes will win a tranny look-a-like competition this Halloween?
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By Foto: Bernd Schwabe in Hannover (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
50% Anastacia
Anastacia
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50% Caprice Bourret
Caprice Bourret
 
0% Daryl Hannah
Daryl Hannah

November

Which one of these Blondes can't find her left hand with her right?
 
0% Courtney Love
Courtney Love
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75% Anne Heche
Anne Heche
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25% Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz

December

Which one of these Blondes will choke on bubble wrap this Christmas?
 
33% Ashlee Simpson
Ashlee Simpson
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By Jazills (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
11% Kellie Pickler
Kellie Pickler
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56% Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga