Monthly Moron for February 2009

Which one of these Blondes is most likely to choke on edible underwear this Valentines Day?
By Eva Rinaldi (Tara Reid) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (], via Wikimedia Commons
57% Tara Reid
Tara Reid
By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
14% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (], via Wikimedia Commons
29% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton