Monthly Moron for February 2009

Which one of these Blondes is most likely to choke on edible underwear this Valentines Day?
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By Eva Rinaldi (Tara Reid) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
57% Tara Reid
Tara Reid
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By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
14% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
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By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
29% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton