2026 Monthly Morons
January
Which one of these blondes is going to be deported by ICE this year?©
By Photo by Sgt. Michael Connors [Public domain or Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
50% Charlize Theron
©
By Senior Airman Felicia Juenke [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Anna Kournikova
©
By Original uploaded to www.arteyfotografia.com as Shakira Rock in Rio 08 22 by Andres.Arranz [CC BY 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
50% Shakira
February
Which one of these blondes will have their legs in the air this Valentines day?©
By GabboT (Cannes 090) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
17% Blake Lively
©
By Mingle Media TV [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
33% Heidi Klum
©
By pinguino k from North Hollywood, USA (IMG_9074) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
50% Kristen Bell
March
Which one of these blondes are sending to the front lines as war breaks out?17% Kid Rock
©
By Eva Rinaldi (Owen Wilson) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
17% Owen Wilson
66% Justin Timberlake
April
Which one of these blondes would you not get into a car with considering their history of DUI?©
By Glenn Francis Uploaded by MyCanon (Britney Spears) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY-SA 4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Britney Spears
0% Justin Timberlake
©
photo by Alan Light [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Heather Locklear
May
Which one of these Blondes could be replaced with AI?©
By Photo by Sgt. Michael Connors [Public domain or Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Charlize Theron
©
By David Shankbone (David Shankbone) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
100% Ivanka Trump
©
Georges Biard [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Sharon Stone
June
Which one of these blondes get negotiate the opening of the Strait of Hormuz?©
2d Lt Jessica Cicchetto, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons
25% Brie Larson
©
By MingleMediaTVNetwork (Alice Eve - IMG 0324) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
75% Alice Eve
©
Condé Nast (through Vogue Taiwan), CC BY 3.0 , via Wikimedia Commons
0% Sydney Sweeney
July
Which one of these blondes will you be celebrating the 4th of July with?©
By Paul Bird Uploaded by MyCanon (Scarlett Johansson) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
25% Scarlett Johansson
50% Nikki Glaser
©
By Kurt Kulac (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
25% Jennifer Lawrence
August
Which one of these Blondes should get a podiatrist first?0% Nikki Glaser
©
Raph_PH
0% Sabrina Carpenter
©
By Gage Skidmore [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Christina Applegate
