2002 Monthly Morons

January

Which one of these Blondes New Years resolution is to get an IQ larger than their shoe size?
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39% Britney Spears
Britney Spears
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By Senior Airman Felicia Juenke [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
20% Anna Kournikova
Anna Kournikova
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By Peta (http://www.peta.de/bilder/img/pam_veggie_pin72.jpg) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
41% Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson

February

Which of these Blondes would you like as your Valentines this Feb 14?
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61% Jenny McCarthy
Jenny McCarthy
 
17% Heather Graham
Heather Graham
 
22% Sarah Michelle Gellar
Sarah Michelle Gellar

March

Which of these Blondes do you think could tempt Usama Bin Laden out of Hiding?
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By Peta (http://www.peta.de/bilder/img/pam_veggie_pin72.jpg) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
65% Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson
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By Senior Airman Felicia Juenke [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
3% Anna Kournikova
Anna Kournikova
 
32% Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake

April

Which of these Blondes do you think should be this years April Fool?
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6% Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera
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56% Britney Spears
Britney Spears
 
38% Anna Nicole Smith
Anna Nicole Smith

May

Which of these Blondes would you like to perform Root Canal surgery on?
 
33% Eminem
Eminem
 
23% Sarah Jessica Parker
Sarah Jessica Parker
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By MingleMediaTVNetwork (Gwyneth Paltrow) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
44% Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth Paltrow

June

Which of these Blondes would you admit to having an affair with?
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By Peta (http://www.peta.de/bilder/img/pam_veggie_pin72.jpg) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
42% Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson
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47% Kirsten Dunst
Kirsten Dunst
 
11% Heather Graham
Heather Graham

July

Which one of these Blondes is least likely to get a Nobel Prize?
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21% Melanie Griffith
Melanie Griffith
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By Lan Bui (Streamy Awards Photo 375) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
36% Lisa Kudrow
Lisa Kudrow
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By Senior Airman Felicia Juenke [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
43% Anna Kournikova
Anna Kournikova

August

Which of these Blondes would you like to be stuck on a Desert Island with?
 
33% Heather Graham
Heather Graham
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By Photo by Sgt. Michael Connors [Public domain or Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
15% Charlize Theron
Charlize Theron
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52% Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson

September

Which one of these Blondes should have a built in On/Off Button?
 
38% Eminem
Eminem
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50% Britney Spears
Britney Spears
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12% Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera

October

Which one of these Blondes would you like to see drunk and naked at Octoberfest?
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By David Shankbone (Own work) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
21% Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz
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Georges Biard [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
21% Sharon Stone
Sharon Stone
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Caroline Bonarde Ucci [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
58% Alicia Silverstone
Alicia Silverstone

November

Which one of these Blondes would you save first if a building was on fire?
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photo by Alan Light [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
20% Heather Locklear
Heather Locklear
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By Meg_Ryan_2009_portrait.jpg: David Shankbone derivative work: Nemoi a parlé le (Meg_Ryan_2009_portrait.jpg) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
44% Meg Ryan
Meg Ryan
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Eva Rinaldi [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
36% Reese Witherspoon
Reese Witherspoon

December

Which one of these Blondes would you take home to meet your parents?
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By David Shankbone (Own work) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
28% Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz
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By Lan Bui (Streamy Awards Photo 375) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
45% Lisa Kudrow
Lisa Kudrow
 
27% Sarah Michelle Gellar
Sarah Michelle Gellar