Monthly Moron for September 2002

Which one of these Blondes should have a built in On/Off Button?
38% Eminem
By Glenn Francis Uploaded by MyCanon (Britney Spears) [GFDL ( or CC BY-SA 4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (], via Wikimedia Commons
50% Britney Spears
Britney Spears
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12% Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera