Monthly Moron for September 2002

Which one of these Blondes should have a built in On/Off Button?
 
38% Eminem
Eminem
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By Glenn Francis Uploaded by MyCanon (Britney Spears) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY-SA 4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
50% Britney Spears
Britney Spears
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12% Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera