2005 Monthly Morons

January

Which one of these Blondes do you want soothing your headache New Years day?
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By Peta (http://www.peta.de/bilder/img/pam_veggie_pin72.jpg) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
14% Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson
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By David Shankbone (Own work) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
50% Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz
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By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
36% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson

February

Which one of these Blonde's is your least ideal Valentine?
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By Eva Rinaldi (Tara Reid) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
32% Tara Reid
Tara Reid
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Caroline Bonarde Ucci [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
42% Alicia Silverstone
Alicia Silverstone
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By Gamerscoreblog (http://www.flickr.com/photos/gamerscore/144446661/) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
26% Jenny McCarthy
Jenny McCarthy

March

Which one of these Blondes would you like to spend the day at the beach with?
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photo by Alan Light [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
21% Heather Locklear
Heather Locklear
© 
By Eva Rinaldi Uploaded by WikiCelebs (Kirsten Dunst) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
46% Kirsten Dunst
Kirsten Dunst
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By Photo by Sgt. Michael Connors [Public domain or Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
33% Charlize Theron
Charlize Theron

April

Which one of these Blondes would you like to tickle?
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By lukeford.net [CC BY-SA 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
9% Jaime Pressly
Jaime Pressly
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By David Shankbone; cropping done by: Kanonkas (David Shankbone) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/)], via Wikimedia Commons
59% Hilary Duff
Hilary Duff
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By Liton Ali [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
32% Gwen Stefani
Gwen Stefani

May

Which one of these Blondes is least likely to fight her way out of a wet paper bag?
 
37% Anna Nicole Smith
Anna Nicole Smith
 
20% Sarah Jessica Parker
Sarah Jessica Parker
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By Glenn Francis Uploaded by MyCanon (Britney Spears) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY-SA 4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
43% Britney Spears
Britney Spears

June

Which one of these Blondes do you laugh at the most?
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See page for author [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
31% Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera
 
34% Eminem
Eminem
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By Eva Rinaldi (Tara Reid) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
35% Tara Reid
Tara Reid

July

Which one of these Blondes needs more plastic surgery?
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By ABC Television (eBay item photo front photo back) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
28% Farrah Fawcett
Farrah Fawcett
 
69% Deborah Harry
Deborah Harry
 
3% Sarah Jessica Parker
Sarah Jessica Parker

August

Which one of these blondes looks the most confused?
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By Senior Airman Felicia Juenke [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
43% Anna Kournikova
Anna Kournikova
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By rodwey2004 [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
41% Emma Bunton
Emma Bunton
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By Eva Rinaldi (Tara Reid) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
16% Tara Reid
Tara Reid

September

Which one of these Blondes has the best rack?
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By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
29% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
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By Peta (http://www.peta.de/bilder/img/pam_veggie_pin72.jpg) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
37% Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson
 
34% Drew Barrymore
Drew Barrymore

October

Which one of these Blondes would you marry?
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By Glenn Francis Uploaded by MyCanon (Britney Spears) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY-SA 4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
33% Britney Spears
Britney Spears
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See page for author [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
5% Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera
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By David Shankbone; cropping done by: Kanonkas (David Shankbone) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/)], via Wikimedia Commons
62% Hilary Duff
Hilary Duff

November

Which Blonde has the most annoying voice?
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By Jeremiah Christopher [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
10% Michelle Pfeiffer
Michelle Pfeiffer
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By Eva Rinaldi (Dolly Parton) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
43% Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton
 
47% Anna Nicole Smith
Anna Nicole Smith

December

Which one of these Blondes will be next years biggest HoHoHo?
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By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
67% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
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By Eva Rinaldi (Tara Reid) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
25% Tara Reid
Tara Reid
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See page for author [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
8% Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera