2008 Monthly Morons

January

Which one of these blondes will end up pregnant this year?
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By Glenn Francis Uploaded by MyCanon (Britney Spears) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY-SA 4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
52% Britney Spears
Britney Spears
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By Eva Rinaldi (Tara Reid) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
12% Tara Reid
Tara Reid
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By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
36% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton

February

Which one of these Blondes should get rotten eggs instead of chocolates for Valentines Day?
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By Eva Rinaldi (Tara Reid) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
3% Tara Reid
Tara Reid
© 
By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
52% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
© 
By Glenn Francis Uploaded by MyCanon (Britney Spears) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY-SA 4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
45% Britney Spears
Britney Spears

March

Which one of these Blondes knows the alphabet?
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See page for author [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
44% Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera
 
31% Eminem
Eminem
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By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
25% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson

April

Which one of these blondes will be this years biggest April fool?
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By David Shankbone (David Shankbone) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/)], via Wikimedia Commons
25% Madonna
Madonna
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By Glenn Francis Uploaded by MyCanon (Britney Spears) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY-SA 4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
75% Britney Spears
Britney Spears
© 
By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson

May

Which one of these blondes will discover a new STD?
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By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
31% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
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34% Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera
© 
By Eva Rinaldi from Sydney Australia (Nicole Richie Uploaded by russavia) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
35% Nicole Richie
Nicole Richie

June

Which one of these Blondes doesn't think she's crazy?
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By ABC Television (eBay item photo front photo back) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
40% Farrah Fawcett
Farrah Fawcett
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By Mingle Media TV [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
40% Anne Heche
Anne Heche
© 
By Usien (Own work) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
20% Melanie Griffith
Melanie Griffith

July

Which of these blondes knows how to tie her shoes?
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By lukeford.net [CC BY-SA 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
18% Jaime Pressly
Jaime Pressly
 
73% Drew Barrymore
Drew Barrymore
© 
By Eva Rinaldi (Tara Reid) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
9% Tara Reid
Tara Reid

August

Which one of these Blondes would be most likely to forget to dye their hair?
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By David Shankbone; cropping done by: Kanonkas (David Shankbone) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/)], via Wikimedia Commons
11% Hilary Duff
Hilary Duff
© 
By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
44% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
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By Peta (http://www.peta.de/bilder/img/pam_veggie_pin72.jpg) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
45% Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson

September

Which one of these Blondes actually looks best without a towel?
 
0% Nicolette Sheridan
Nicolette Sheridan
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By nicolas genin [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
25% Claudia Schiffer
Claudia Schiffer
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By http://www.flickr.com/people/thehearttruth/ [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
75% Kim Cattrall
Kim Cattrall

October

Which one of the Blondes doesn't need a costume for Halloween?
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By Mingle Media TV [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Anne Heche
Anne Heche
 
78% Courtney Love
Courtney Love
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By Arthur from Westchester County north of NYC, USA, at Arthur@NYCArthur.com [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
22% Tori Spelling
Tori Spelling

November

Which one of the Blondes would you vote for President?
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By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
44% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
© 
By Glenn Francis Uploaded by MyCanon (Britney Spears) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY-SA 4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
11% Britney Spears
Britney Spears
© 
By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
45% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson

December

Which one of these Blondes would you leave milk & cookies for?
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By David Shankbone (Own work) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
14% Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz
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By watchwithkristin (Hayden Panettiere Uploaded by mangostar) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
57% Hayden Panettiere
Hayden Panettiere
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By Toglenn [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0) or GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html)], via Wikimedia Commons
29% Spencer Pratt
Spencer Pratt