Monthly Moron for May 2008

Which one of these blondes will discover a new STD?
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By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
31% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
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34% Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera
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By Eva Rinaldi from Sydney Australia (Nicole Richie Uploaded by russavia) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
35% Nicole Richie
Nicole Richie