2012 Monthly Morons

January

It's the new year, which one of these blonde's 15 minutes is finally up?
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By Eva Rinaldi (Tara Reid) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
50% Tara Reid
Tara Reid
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By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
50% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
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See page for author [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera

February

Which one of these blondes would make the ideal chubby cherub - Cupid?
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By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
33% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
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By http://www.flickr.com/people/thehearttruth/ [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Kim Cattrall
Kim Cattrall
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By Toglenn (Own work) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY-SA 4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
67% Bridget Marquardt
Bridget Marquardt

March

Which one of these Blondes was the last to lose their virginity?
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By Glenn Francis Uploaded by MyCanon (Britney Spears) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY-SA 4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
25% Britney Spears
Britney Spears
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See page for author [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
50% Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera
 
25% Ashlee Simpson
Ashlee Simpson

April

Which one of these blondes would you want as your personal body guard?
 
0% Courtney Love
Courtney Love
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By David Shankbone (David Shankbone) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/)], via Wikimedia Commons
50% Madonna
Madonna
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By Siebbi (Uma Thurman) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
50% Uma Thurman
Uma Thurman

May

Which one of these Blondes was the best super hero/villain in a movie?
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By Manfred Werner - Tsui (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Rebecca Romijn
Rebecca Romijn
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By Paul Bird Uploaded by MyCanon (Scarlett Johansson) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
33% Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson
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By watchwithkristin (Hayden Panettiere Uploaded by mangostar) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
67% Hayden Panettiere
Hayden Panettiere

June

It's the middle of the year, which one of these blondes has passed their "best before" date?
 
25% Courtney Love
Courtney Love
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By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
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By David Shankbone (David Shankbone) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/)], via Wikimedia Commons
75% Madonna
Madonna

July

Which one of these Blondes will be clinging to an ounce of dignity by the end of the year?
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By [] ([1]) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
50% Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga
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By David Shankbone (David Shankbone) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/)], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Madonna
Madonna
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By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
50% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson

August

Which one of these blondes is physically fit enough to win gold at the summer Olympics?
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By watchwithkristin (Ali Larter Uploaded by mangostar) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Ali Larter
Ali Larter
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By MingleMediaTVNetwork (Anna Faris) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
60% Anna Faris
Anna Faris
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By Senior Airman Felicia Juenke [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
40% Anna Kournikova
Anna Kournikova

September

The Olympics are over, which one of these blondes will be deported from their native country for poor performance?
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By Mingle Media TV [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
33% Heidi Klum
Heidi Klum
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By Original uploaded to www.arteyfotografia.com as Shakira Rock in Rio 08 22 by Andres.Arranz [CC BY 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
17% Shakira
Shakira
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By Pulicciano (Portia De Rossi Uploaded by mangostar) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
50% Portia De Rossi
Portia De Rossi

October

Which one of these blondes doesn't need makeup for Halloween?
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Georges Biard [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Sharon Stone
Sharon Stone
 
75% Deborah Harry
Deborah Harry
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By David Shankbone (Own work) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
25% Donatella Versace
Donatella Versace

November

Which one of these blondes has a chance at becoming President?
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By Meg_Ryan_2009_portrait.jpg: David Shankbone derivative work: Nemoi a parlé le (Meg_Ryan_2009_portrait.jpg) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
25% Meg Ryan
Meg Ryan
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Eva Rinaldi [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
25% Reese Witherspoon
Reese Witherspoon
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By Eva Rinaldi (Dolly Parton) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
50% Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton

December

Which one of these blondes will be the evilest of Grinch's this Christmas?
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By David Shankbone (David Shankbone) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/)], via Wikimedia Commons
40% Madonna
Madonna
 
0% Sarah Jessica Parker
Sarah Jessica Parker
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By David Shankbone (David Shankbone) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
60% Martha Stewart
Martha Stewart