Monthly Moron for July 2012

Which one of these Blondes will be clinging to an ounce of dignity by the end of the year?
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50% Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga
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By David Shankbone (David Shankbone) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/)], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Madonna
Madonna
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50% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson