2007 Monthly Morons

January

Which one of these Blondes makes a New Year's Eve hangover seem like a downright pleasure?
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By Eva Rinaldi (Tara Reid) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
21% Tara Reid
Tara Reid
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By Senior Airman Felicia Juenke [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
14% Anna Kournikova
Anna Kournikova
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By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
65% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton

February

Which one of these Blondes is most likely to spend there acting days in pornography?
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By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
41% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
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By Peta (http://www.peta.de/bilder/img/pam_veggie_pin72.jpg) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
36% Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson
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By Eva Rinaldi (Tara Reid) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
23% Tara Reid
Tara Reid

March

Which one of these Blondes is most likely to die of thirst in a river?
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By Original uploaded to www.arteyfotografia.com as Shakira Rock in Rio 08 22 by Andres.Arranz [CC BY 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
25% Shakira
Shakira
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By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
43% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
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See page for author [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
32% Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera

April

Which one of these Blondes would you want helping your kid with his homework?
 
31% Anna Nicole Smith
Anna Nicole Smith
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By Glenn Francis Uploaded by MyCanon (Britney Spears) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY-SA 4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
63% Britney Spears
Britney Spears
 
6% Courtney Love
Courtney Love

May

Which one of these Blondes thinks her crap don't stink?
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By David Shankbone; cropping done by: Kanonkas (David Shankbone) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/)], via Wikimedia Commons
19% Hilary Duff
Hilary Duff
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By Glenn Francis Uploaded by MyCanon (Britney Spears) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY-SA 4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
70% Britney Spears
Britney Spears
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By Eva Rinaldi (Dolly Parton) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
11% Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton

June

Which one of these Blondes needs to grow a butt?
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By Eva Rinaldi from Sydney Australia (Nicole Richie Uploaded by russavia) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
88% Nicole Richie
Nicole Richie
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By David Shankbone (Own work) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
6% Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz
 
6% Sarah Michelle Gellar
Sarah Michelle Gellar

July

Which one of these Blondes' butts would you love to pinch?
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By Original uploaded to www.arteyfotografia.com as Shakira Rock in Rio 08 22 by Andres.Arranz [CC BY 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
24% Shakira
Shakira
© 
By Glenn Francis Uploaded by MyCanon (Britney Spears) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY-SA 4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
45% Britney Spears
Britney Spears
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By Peta (http://www.peta.de/bilder/img/pam_veggie_pin72.jpg) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
31% Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson

August

Which one of these Blondes is most likely to end up as roadkill?
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By Lameer Witter (USMC) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
19% Suzanne Somers
Suzanne Somers
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By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
78% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
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photo by Alan Light [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
3% Heather Locklear
Heather Locklear

September

Which one of these Blondes is most likely to end up working at McDonalds?
 
71% Eminem
Eminem
 
21% Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres
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By Meg_Ryan_2009_portrait.jpg: David Shankbone derivative work: Nemoi a parlé le (Meg_Ryan_2009_portrait.jpg) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
8% Meg Ryan
Meg Ryan

October

Which one of these Blondes will have the skimpiest Halloween costume?
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By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
22% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
© 
By Glenn Francis Uploaded by MyCanon (Britney Spears) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY-SA 4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
44% Britney Spears
Britney Spears
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By Peta (http://www.peta.de/bilder/img/pam_veggie_pin72.jpg) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
34% Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson

November

Whose grin is most likely to induce blindness?
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By Peta (http://www.peta.de/bilder/img/pam_veggie_pin72.jpg) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
38% Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson
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By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
50% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
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By Eva Rinaldi (Owen Wilson) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
12% Owen Wilson
Owen Wilson

December

Which one of these blondes would you want to bump into under some mistletoe?
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By Manfred Werner - Tsui (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
11% Rebecca Romijn
Rebecca Romijn
© 
By Mingle Media TV [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
67% Heidi Klum
Heidi Klum
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By watchwithkristin (Ali Larter Uploaded by mangostar) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
22% Ali Larter
Ali Larter