Monthly Moron for March 2007

Which one of these Blondes is most likely to die of thirst in a river?
By Original uploaded to as Shakira Rock in Rio 08 22 by Andres.Arranz [CC BY 2.5 (], via Wikimedia Commons
25% Shakira
By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
43% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
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32% Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera