2010 Monthly Morons

January

Which one of these Blondes will admit to riding the "Tiger"?
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By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
44% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
 
11% Kate Hudson
Kate Hudson
 
45% Nicolette Sheridan
Nicolette Sheridan

February

Which one of these Blondes will enjoy Valentines day at a court appointed 100 yards from their loved one?
 
0% Courtney Love
Courtney Love
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By Glenn Francis Uploaded by MyCanon (Britney Spears) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY-SA 4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
25% Britney Spears
Britney Spears
 
75% Eminem
Eminem

March

Which one of these blondes would you turn to for financial advice in these tough economic times?
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By David Shankbone (David Shankbone) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
38% Ivanka Trump
Ivanka Trump
© 
By David Shankbone (David Shankbone) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
38% Martha Stewart
Martha Stewart
© 
By Glenn Francis Uploaded by MyCanon (Britney Spears) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY-SA 4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
24% Britney Spears
Britney Spears

April

Which one of these Blondes deserves the "bunny ears" for Easter?
© 
By Peta (http://www.peta.de/bilder/img/pam_veggie_pin72.jpg) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
44% Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson
© 
By MingleMediaTVNetwork (Anna Faris) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
22% Anna Faris
Anna Faris
© 
By [] ([1]) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
34% Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga

May

Which one of these Blondes has the worst oral hygiene?
 
20% Courtney Love
Courtney Love
© 
By Glenn Francis Uploaded by MyCanon (Britney Spears) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY-SA 4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
40% Britney Spears
Britney Spears
© 
By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
40% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson

June

Which one of these Blondes will make it through the rest of the year publicity free?
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By David Shankbone (Own work) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
60% Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz
 
20% Courtney Love
Courtney Love
© 
By David Shankbone (David Shankbone) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/)], via Wikimedia Commons
20% Madonna
Madonna

July

Which one of these Blondes think buffalo's have wings?
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By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
43% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
© 
By David Shankbone; cropping done by: Kanonkas (David Shankbone) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/)], via Wikimedia Commons
43% Hilary Duff
Hilary Duff
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Joella Marano [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
14% Melissa Joan Hart
Melissa Joan Hart

August

Which one of these Blondes would wear nothing at all during the summertime if she could?
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By http://www.flickr.com/people/thehearttruth/ [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
7% Kim Cattrall
Kim Cattrall
© 
By Peta (http://www.peta.de/bilder/img/pam_veggie_pin72.jpg) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
67% Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson
© 
By [] ([1]) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
26% Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga

September

Which one of these blondes would you hangup on if they made a booty call?
© 
By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
10% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
© 
By David Shankbone (Own work) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
70% Donatella Versace
Donatella Versace
© 
By Eva Rinaldi (Tara Reid) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
20% Tara Reid
Tara Reid

October

Which one of these blondes thinks Halloween is all year round?
 
0% Kid Rock
Kid Rock
© 
By [] ([1]) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
88% Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga
© 
By David Shankbone (David Shankbone) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/)], via Wikimedia Commons
12% Madonna
Madonna

November

Which one of these blondes can't see their toes, let alone count them?
© 
By Eva Rinaldi (Dolly Parton) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
20% Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton
© 
By Peta (http://www.peta.de/bilder/img/pam_veggie_pin72.jpg) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
80% Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson
© 
By Paul Bird Uploaded by MyCanon (Scarlett Johansson) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson

December

Which one of these blondes needs to be shipped off to Siberia this Christmas?
© 
By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
71% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
© 
By Glenn Francis Uploaded by MyCanon (Britney Spears) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY-SA 4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Britney Spears
Britney Spears
© 
By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
29% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson