Monthly Moron for November 2010

Which one of these blondes can't see their toes, let alone count them?
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By Eva Rinaldi (Dolly Parton) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
20% Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton
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By Peta (http://www.peta.de/bilder/img/pam_veggie_pin72.jpg) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
80% Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson
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By Paul Bird Uploaded by MyCanon (Scarlett Johansson) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson