Monthly Moron for December 2010

Which one of these blondes needs to be shipped off to Siberia this Christmas?
By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (], via Wikimedia Commons
71% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
By Glenn Francis Uploaded by MyCanon (Britney Spears) [GFDL ( or CC BY-SA 4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Britney Spears
Britney Spears
By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
29% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson