Monthly Moron for December 2010

Which one of these blondes needs to be shipped off to Siberia this Christmas?
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By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
71% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
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By Glenn Francis Uploaded by MyCanon (Britney Spears) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY-SA 4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Britney Spears
Britney Spears
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By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
29% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson