Monthly Moron for September 2010

Which one of these blondes would you hangup on if they made a booty call?
© 
By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
10% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
© 
By David Shankbone (Own work) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
70% Donatella Versace
Donatella Versace
© 
By Eva Rinaldi (Tara Reid) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
20% Tara Reid
Tara Reid