Monthly Moron for August 2007

Which one of these Blondes is most likely to end up as roadkill?
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By Lameer Witter (USMC) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
19% Suzanne Somers
Suzanne Somers
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By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
78% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
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photo by Alan Light [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
3% Heather Locklear
Heather Locklear