Monthly Moron for February 2012

Which one of these blondes would make the ideal chubby cherub - Cupid?
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By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
33% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
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By http://www.flickr.com/people/thehearttruth/ [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Kim Cattrall
Kim Cattrall
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By Toglenn (Own work) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY-SA 4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
67% Bridget Marquardt
Bridget Marquardt