Monthly Moron for February 2008

Which one of these Blondes should get rotten eggs instead of chocolates for Valentines Day?
By Eva Rinaldi (Tara Reid) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (], via Wikimedia Commons
3% Tara Reid
Tara Reid
By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (], via Wikimedia Commons
52% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
By Glenn Francis Uploaded by MyCanon (Britney Spears) [GFDL ( or CC BY-SA 4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (], via Wikimedia Commons
45% Britney Spears
Britney Spears