Monthly Moron for January 2005

Which one of these Blondes do you want soothing your headache New Years day?
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By Peta (http://www.peta.de/bilder/img/pam_veggie_pin72.jpg) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
14% Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson
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By David Shankbone (Own work) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
50% Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz
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By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
36% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson