Monthly Moron for November 2009

Which one of these Blondes can't find her left hand with her right?
 
0% Courtney Love
Courtney Love
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By Mingle Media TV [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
75% Anne Heche
Anne Heche
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By David Shankbone (Own work) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
25% Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz