Monthly Moron for December 2009

Which one of these Blondes will choke on bubble wrap this Christmas?
 
33% Ashlee Simpson
Ashlee Simpson
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By Jazills (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
11% Kellie Pickler
Kellie Pickler
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By [] ([1]) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
56% Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga