Monthly Moron for December 2009

Which one of these Blondes will choke on bubble wrap this Christmas?

33% Ashlee Simpson

By Jazills (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

11% Kellie Pickler

By [] ([1]) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

56% Lady Gaga