Monthly Moron for September 2017

Which one of these Blondes Would Be Dumb Enough to Stare at a Solar Eclipse Without Protection?
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By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
28% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
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By David Shankbone (David Shankbone) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
68% Ivanka Trump
Ivanka Trump
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By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
4% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson