Monthly Moron for September 2017

Which one of these Blondes Would Be Dumb Enough to Stare at a Solar Eclipse Without Protection?
By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (], via Wikimedia Commons
28% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
By David Shankbone (David Shankbone) [CC BY 3.0 (], via Wikimedia Commons
68% Ivanka Trump
Ivanka Trump
By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
4% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson