Monthly Moron for May 2017

Which one of these Blondes would you want to get Drunk with this Cinco De Mayo?
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By The Heart Truth (Amanda Bynes on the Red Carpet) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
71% Amanda Bynes
Amanda Bynes
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dephisticate [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
29% Taylor Momsen
Taylor Momsen
 
0% Kid Rock
Kid Rock