Monthly Moron for February 2013

Which one of these blondes is getting penicillin for Valentines day?
By Marcin Wichary from San Francisco, U.S.A. Uploaded by MyCanon (Taylor Swift) [CC BY 2.0 (], via Wikimedia Commons
60% Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift
By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (], via Wikimedia Commons
40% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
By Toglenn (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0 ( or GFDL (], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Crystal Harris
Crystal Harris