Monthly Moron for May 2013

Which one of these Blondes will need a team of lawyers by the end of the year?
By Marcin Wichary from San Francisco, U.S.A. Uploaded by MyCanon (Taylor Swift) [CC BY 2.0 (], via Wikimedia Commons
17% Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift
Eva Rinaldi [CC BY-SA 2.0 (], via Wikimedia Commons
17% Reese Witherspoon
Reese Witherspoon
By David Shankbone (David Shankbone) [CC BY 3.0 (], via Wikimedia Commons
66% Martha Stewart
Martha Stewart