Monthly Moron for December 2013

Which one of these blondes would make the perfect Mrs. Clause?
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29% Charlize Theron
Charlize Theron
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14% Jenny McCarthy
Jenny McCarthy
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By Eva Rinaldi (Dolly Parton) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
57% Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton