Monthly Moron for September 2001

Which one of these Blondes would you use as a Flotation Device in the event of an Emergency?
By Peta ( [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
55% Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson
By Gamerscoreblog ( [CC BY-SA 2.0 (], via Wikimedia Commons
12% Jenny McCarthy
Jenny McCarthy
33% Anna Nicole Smith
Anna Nicole Smith