Monthly Moron for September 2001

Which one of these Blondes would you use as a Flotation Device in the event of an Emergency?
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55% Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson
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12% Jenny McCarthy
Jenny McCarthy
 
33% Anna Nicole Smith
Anna Nicole Smith