Monthly Moron for October 2001

Which one of these Blondes do you think has the highest Sperm Count?
 
16% Sarah Jessica Parker
Sarah Jessica Parker
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24% Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera
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60% Britney Spears
Britney Spears