Monthly Moron for September 2011

Which one of these Blondes is the perfect scarecrow?
By David Shankbone (David Shankbone) [CC BY 3.0 (], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Ivanka Trump
Ivanka Trump
By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (], via Wikimedia Commons
75% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
By Marcin Wichary from San Francisco, U.S.A. Uploaded by MyCanon (Taylor Swift) [CC BY 2.0 (], via Wikimedia Commons
25% Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift