Monthly Moron for March 2014

Which one of these blondes would you drop off in the middle of Ukraine right now?
 
60% Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus
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By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
10% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
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By [] ([1]) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
30% Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga