Monthly Moron for October 2014

Which one of these Blondes do you want to rise from the dead this Halloween?
71% Anna Nicole Smith
Anna Nicole Smith
By ABC Television (eBay item photo front photo back) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
29% Farrah Fawcett
Farrah Fawcett
By Rob & Jules (Flickr) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (], via Wikimedia Commons
0% Brittany Murphy
Brittany Murphy