Monthly Moron for February 2015

Which one of these Blondes will find love at the bottom of a bottle this Valentines?
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30% Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera
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48% Kesha
Kesha
 
22% Ashlee Simpson
Ashlee Simpson