Monthly Moron for September 2015

Which one of these Blondes would you vote for President if they were running against Donald Trump?
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16% Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera
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26% Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
 
58% Sarah Jessica Parker
Sarah Jessica Parker