Monthly Moron for January 2022

Which one of these Blondes got blackout drunk on New Years Eve?

50% Amy Schumer

By David Shankbone (David Shankbone) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

13% Martha Stewart

By Kurt Kulac (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

37% Jennifer Lawrence