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Charlize is Dating... Herself?


Village Idiot for 15 Aug 2020, Charlize Theron

Charlize's kids thinks she needs a man. Charlize revealed "Two days ago I was in the car with my two girls and my little one said something like 'You need a boyfriend!' And I said, 'Actually, I don't. Right now, I feel really good,' and she's like, 'You know what, mum? You just need a boyfriend, you need a relationship!'" She then went on to tell her kids that she was actually "dating herself". I don't know whats worse, the kids brutally honesty or Charlize's delusional counter argument. I think she's been hanging around fellow blonde Gwyneth Paltrow a little too long.

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