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Madonna loves all things British except for Soccer. Madonna has banned husband Guy Ritchie from watching soccer on TV as she doesn't want to become a 'foot-ball widow'. We at Blondesville can not stand by and allow this kind of torture to continue, phone 555-SAVE-A-MAN now. All proceeds will be donated to sports bars around the world, helping men regain their dignity in a drunken haze of sports, booze and topless Blonde waitresses.
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