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Jessica is Looking for a Boy Toy
Village Idiot for 4 Oct 2025, Jessica Simpson Fresh from another unsuccessful relationship Jessica is apparently looking for a boy toy to sign on the dotted line. An insider said "Jessica would love to have a boyfriend right now. But it's been challenging to find that right person and she's confident she will in time." going on to say "In the meantime, she's cutting loose and serving her needs by hooking up with guys for some casual fun and games. It may sound crude, but she feels it's good practice. Simpson has a strong sex drive and she thinks there's nothing wrong with exploring other avenues to feel satisfied." They went on to add "...the guys will have to sign NDAs and she'll vet them closely..." I'm not sure what's in it for the young guy, maybe if she can work in a weekly allowance with medical.
5 Sep 2026
Jessica is Inviting Cameras Back Into Her Life
Back in 2003 Jessica Simpson had cameras following her and ex-hubby Nick Lachey... (read more of this Really Stupid story)
6 Jun 2026
Jessica is a Work in Progress
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11 Apr 2026
Jessica Denies Her $1,000 Tanning Routine
Jessica Simpson is denying she spent $1,000 a week tanning. Jessica told Elle... (read more of this Dumb story)
12 Apr 2025
Why Does Jessica Drink Snake Sperm?
Jessica Simpson recently revealed she drinks snake sperm but we're not talking... (read more of this Stupid story)
18 Jan 2025
Jessica Divorces for Second Time
Jessica Simpson is divorcing her husband Eric Johnson after 10 years together.... (read more of this Dumb story)
28 Oct 2023
People Think Jessica Simpson is Britney Spears
Jessica Simpson took to social media with a selfie showing a look of shock with... (read more of this Really Dumb story)
9 Jul 2022
Jessica Lost the Voice in Her Head
Jessica Simpson revealed she decided to get sober after she stopped hearing the... (read more of this Dumb story)
30 Apr 2022
Jessica's Credit Card Gets Declined
Jessica revealed that she went to Taco Bell but had her credit card declined... (read more of this Idiotic story)
6 Feb 2021
Jessica is Still Confused Between Chicken and Fish
Jessica Simpson was famously confused between chicken and fish when she asked... (read more of this Really Stupid story)
16 May 2020
Jessica Claims She was Body Shamed
In a recent Vogue special titled "Only at the Met" it was revealed that Jessica... (read more of this Stupid story)