Village Idiot for 23 Aug 2003, Eminem
 
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Eminem has hired six former CIA agents to protect him from gangland assassination attempts. Apparently Eminem decided to sign up his protection at a cost of £100,000 each after getting into a bitter war of words with rapper Ja Rule. Why pay £100,000 to each guy when you could pay someone half of that to get rid of Ja Rule for you? You know what they say, sticks and stones may break your bones but if Ja Rule gets hold of you he'll break your neck.

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