Village Idiot for 21 Apr 2001, Madonna
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Madonna as the Village Idiot

Material Girl

Madonna was ecstatic when new hubby, Guy, gave her the keys to a brand new BMW. She was so happy that she ordered a $40,000 Rolex for him, but when she found out that he had been given the car she changed the order to a $5,000 stainless-steel version. Maybe if she kept the original order, Guy could have sold it to buy her a car and she in return could buy him a watch which he could sell to get his money back to buy the original watch... oh well. Oh no, I feel a song coming "... I'm a material girl..."

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