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Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow

28 September 1972, USA

"I'm really fucking good at my job, and people who are interesting and good know that. That's all that matters."
Stupid x 65

Gwyneth Paltrow Gossip and News - Page 7

Village Idiot for 28 Sep 2002, Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Doesn't like England

Gwyneth was complaining about the fact that she was asked out on a date only twice while in London, Gwyneth said that British men are afraid to ask women out on a date. Afraid to ask women out on a date or ask Gwyneth herself out on a date? Seems like survival of the strongest.
Village Idiot for 13 Jul 2002, Gwyneth Paltrow

Mother Dearest

Gwyneth's mom was overheard at a Beverly Hills store telling Gwyneth to "stand up straight" and told one of the salesgirls that since winning an Academy Award "she never listens". You better listen to mother dearest, then again she is trying to correct a Blondes natural tendency to bend over, we wouldn't want that now would we ?
Really Dumb
Village Idiot for 19 Jan 2002, Gwyneth Paltrow

Healthy Body, Healthy Mind

Apparently Miss Paltrow believes in Healthy Body, Healthy Mind. So much so that she won't drink her herbal tea out of a cup that has been used for coffee. According to Yoga theory, caffeine pollutes the body. Healthy Body, Healthy Mind, if that's the case she got a lot of work ahead, being a Blonde and all. How many herbal tea's do you think she'll have to drink so she won't end up as Village Idiot again?
Really Dumb
Village Idiot for 29 Sep 2001, Gwyneth Paltrow

Vintage Obsession

While shopping Gwyneth fell in love... with a dress. According to reports Gwyneth fell in love with a vintage dress a sales women was wearing and offered her $200 but eventually ended up paying $3000 for it. To pay too much or not to pay too much, how much was that dress? What the hell was she thinking? Hello, its vintage, in other words... OLD. Hath thou Brain vacated the premises?
Village Idiot for 31 Mar 2001, Gwyneth Paltrow

Nobody Knows Her

While on vacation in the Caribbean Gwyneth apparently went to a beauty salon to get her hair trimmed but was told that they were booked solid. Upon hearing the news she pulled the famous Hollywood "Do you KNOW who I am?" routine but to no avail and was turned away. Do you KNOW who I am? Why have you forgotten? Wait a minute, you look familiar. Aren't you Brad Pitt's EX-girlfriend, the obsessive crazy one that breaks down when ever someone talks about him? Yeah, I thought I recognized you, SECURITY!