Village Idiot for 10 Apr 2004, Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake as the Village Idiot

Burn Baby Burn

Justin wanted to have a romantic evening at home with girlfriend Cameron Diaz but in the process almost burnt down his house. Apparently Justin decided to set the mood with candles and then went for a quick shower, not noticing one of his curtains had caught fire. Fortunately, Cameron let herself in and put out the fire before it could spread. It looks like things are really heating up in their relationship. They must be really desperate get the title of Hollywood's hottest couple.

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Village Idiot for 14 Feb 2015, Justin Timberlake

Waiter, There's Something in my Soup

A recent lawsuit has revealed that Justin Timberlake's Italian restaurant Destino was forced to shut down after a sewage pipe burst spewing human waste all over the walls and a freshly stocked "food area". The once "celebrity-friendly" restaurant, which was flooded twice with sewage, is now suing the insurance company for $275,000. I guess we all know what the soup of the day was.
Village Idiot for 7 Jan 2012, Justin Timberlake

Could 2012 be starting with wedding bells?

Justin Trouser-snake has supposedly proposed to Jessica Biel after a 3 month split making his way through Mila Kunis, Olivia Munn and Olivia Wilde. An insider broke the news saying "Justin knows how much she loves snowboarding and the mountains, so it was the perfect place," going on to say "When they reunited, they had a conversation about taking the next step." Oh so NOW he settles down after ruining a bevy of Hollywood hotties for everyone else. You know what they say, once you go Mouseketeer... you live in fear? No, that doesn't sound right. Umm, you long for big ears? No, not that... Why Mila? Why?!
Village Idiot for 7 Aug 2010, Justin Timberlake

Justin Scared of his own Shadow Career

A former Mouseketeer since he was 12, Justin revealed that he is still uncomfortable with his career choices, everything from his singing to his acting. Justin told Scotland's Daily Record, "I think I'm equally insecure about both of them." Justin went on to talk about movie premiers saying "It's absolutely terrifying." He's better off retiring now and avoiding the curse of the Mouseketeer, need I mention Britney's career nosedive and subsequent investments in Frappachinos?
Village Idiot for 14 Jul 2007, Justin Timberlake

Full of Hot Air

Preparing for his 'FutureSex/LoveSounds' tour in London Justin's backstage demands include 2 dressing rooms to be kept at exactly 72 degrees, a continuous supply of Hershey chocolate bars and Beano anti-gas tablets which he says helps him "digest" food. With a conveyor belt of chocolates making it's way to you I'm not surprised you need help. I don't think "LoveSounds" include butt trumpets.
Village Idiot for 12 May 2007, Justin Timberlake

Dumb Duet

After working with stars like Snoop Dogg and Nelly, Justin Timberlake is planning on a duet with Paris Hilton. Paris said "I think we blend well and he says he has something in mind for both of us." Something in mind? More like he's out of his mind. Anyway, doesn't a duet require two singers?