Village Idiot for 12 May 2001, Cameron Diaz
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Cameron Diaz as the Village Idiot

Beyond the Call of Duty

Most people think that making a movie is pretty easy, but not for Miss Diaz. Apparently life on the set of a movie is so tough that Cameron has to have her Personal Assistant shave her arm pits for her. Maybe the training for 'Charlies Angels' was too intense and with all that sweating and fighting the last thing you need is bad Body Odour. Maybe she could get some ideas from 'The Karate Kid', you know "... Wax on ... Wax off ..."


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Village Idiot for 17 Jun 2017, Cameron Diaz

Cameron's Cringe Worthy Excuse

Cameron Diaz finally revealed why she waited till she was 43 to get married. Cameron spoke on a panel with fellow blonde Gwyneth Paltrow saying "I just hadn't met my husband" going on to say "I had boyfriends before, and there's a really, really distinct difference between husbands and boyfriends." Same thing happened to me, I never met my surgeon until I needed an operation. Sure I'd seen doctors before but there's a distinct difference between doctors and surgeons.
Village Idiot for 11 Jun 2016, Cameron Diaz

Absolutely No Judgement

Miss Diaz has revealed she has no judgement against Botox. The actress said "I have absolutely no judgement on what makes people feel good about themselves." she went on to say "The places that the Botox doesn't reach are still aging." What do you mean the places it doesn't reach? Is she talking about her crinkled Kraken?
Village Idiot for 14 Mar 2015, Cameron Diaz

Blinded By Science and Cameron Diaz Logic

We're doing it all wrong, at least according to scientist Dr. Diaz. Cameron said in an interview with Cosmopolitan UK "I think social media is a crazy-ass experiment on society," Miss Diaz went on to say "The way people use it to get validation from a bunch of strangers is dangerous. What's the point?" Ya whats the point? If Cameron needs publicity she does it the old fashioned way talking about vagina's, you know the classy way of getting masses of people to pay attention.
Village Idiot for 13 Sep 2014, Cameron Diaz

Publicity 101, be Relevant

After last weeks "The Fappening" Miss Diaz added her two cents calling it a "major violation" all while promoting her new movie "Sex Tape" which happens to be about a sex tape being released via iCloud. Cameron told iTV "This can happen to anyone. If these guys can do it to this group of people then everyone's vulnerable to it. I think that people really need to look at... how would they feel if it happened to them?" How would you feel if it happened to you? Don't worry we did the thinking for you, just watch my latest movie where we explore the subject matter as a comedy.
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Village Idiot for 5 Jul 2014, Cameron Diaz

No Babies for Miss Diaz

In an interview with Esquire Cameron revealed she's not interested in having kids and is happy she didn't have any because kids are just too much work. Cameron went on to talk about her age saying "I like being 41. I love it. So much s--t just falls away. Fear, mostly. It's the best age. That's when a woman knows how to work things, or she doesn't care about that anymore. You just stop being afraid. You don't worry about what men think. You just don't worry that time registers anything awful" Well the doors not closed yet, adopting from small African villages is the Hollywood norm.
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