Village Idiot for 2 Apr 2005, Cameron Diaz
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Cameron Diaz as the Village Idiot

Saved from Drawers of Death

Cameron had to be taken to hospital after a chest of drawers fell on her while at boyfriend Justin Timberlake's house. Cameron was treated for a strained back and had to have stitches in her head. New research shows 90% of accidents happen at your boyfriends house, especially if your richer than them. I wonder if Justin knows they have to be married before he can claim anything in the event of her death?

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Village Idiot for 17 Mar 2018, Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz has Apparently Quit Acting

According to her friend Selma Blair, Cameron Diaz has reportedly quit acting, even though Crazy Cameron hasn't technically been in a movie since 2014's Annie. In an interview Blair was talking about 'The Sweetest Thing' movie and said "I would have liked to do a sequel but Cameron's retired from acting, she's like 'I'm done.'" Where are we gonna find someone for semen based hair product jokes? She was the only blonde we knew that didn't swallow.
Village Idiot for 17 Jun 2017, Cameron Diaz

Cameron's Cringe Worthy Excuse

Cameron Diaz finally revealed why she waited till she was 43 to get married. Cameron spoke on a panel with fellow blonde Gwyneth Paltrow saying "I just hadn't met my husband" going on to say "I had boyfriends before, and there's a really, really distinct difference between husbands and boyfriends." Same thing happened to me, I never met my surgeon until I needed an operation. Sure I'd seen doctors before but there's a distinct difference between doctors and surgeons.
Village Idiot for 11 Jun 2016, Cameron Diaz

Absolutely No Judgement

Miss Diaz has revealed she has no judgement against Botox. The actress said "I have absolutely no judgement on what makes people feel good about themselves." she went on to say "The places that the Botox doesn't reach are still aging." What do you mean the places it doesn't reach? Is she talking about her crinkled Kraken?
Village Idiot for 14 Mar 2015, Cameron Diaz

Blinded By Science and Cameron Diaz Logic

We're doing it all wrong, at least according to scientist Dr. Diaz. Cameron said in an interview with Cosmopolitan UK "I think social media is a crazy-ass experiment on society," Miss Diaz went on to say "The way people use it to get validation from a bunch of strangers is dangerous. What's the point?" Ya whats the point? If Cameron needs publicity she does it the old fashioned way talking about vagina's, you know the classy way of getting masses of people to pay attention.
Village Idiot for 13 Sep 2014, Cameron Diaz

Publicity 101, be Relevant

After last weeks "The Fappening" Miss Diaz added her two cents calling it a "major violation" all while promoting her new movie "Sex Tape" which happens to be about a sex tape being released via iCloud. Cameron told iTV "This can happen to anyone. If these guys can do it to this group of people then everyone's vulnerable to it. I think that people really need to look at... how would they feel if it happened to them?" How would you feel if it happened to you? Don't worry we did the thinking for you, just watch my latest movie where we explore the subject matter as a comedy.
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