Justin Timberlake

Justin Timberlake

31 January 1981, USA

"I pick my nose and I'm not ashamed to admit it. If there's a bogey then just pick it, man."
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Justin Timberlake Gossip and News - Page 2

Village Idiot for 30 Apr 2005, Justin Timberlake

Next Action Hero?

Justin will play John McClane's son in 'Die Hard 4' alongside Bruce Willis. Apparently Bruce was so impressed with Justin's performance in 'Alpha Dog' that he asked him to appear in the next 'Die Hard' movie. From Mouseketeer to Boyband member to Action hero? I'm not sure I see Justin as an action hero kinda guy. Maybe I'm wrong, can you spot the odd one out? Arnold Schwarzenegger, Vin Diesel, Justin Timberlake.
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Village Idiot for 12 Mar 2005, Justin Timberlake

Justin's Latest Hang-up

Justin has upset current fling, Cameron Diaz, by constantly calling ex-girlfriend Britney Spears. Apparently Britney uses Justin as a shoulder to cry on even though she is married to Kevin Federline. The number you have dialed is unavailable... because she's married. Let's see, Cameron Diaz the 'Angel' or Britney Spears the 'Catholic Schoolgirl'? Sure Cameron can be an 'ogre' at times but your more likely to catch something from Britney.
Village Idiot for 27 Nov 2004, Justin Timberlake

Life Story

Justin has delayed the release of his autobiography to make a few changes. Justin decided to delay the release to make changes to chapters about ex-girlfriend Britney Spears, so as not to upset Miss Spears. "deer diari, 2 day i seen britnee, shee loked like crap pretti" He must have left his ball's at Britney's place when they broke up. I wonder if he's going to mention current fling, Cameron Diaz, or will Miss Spears frown on that too?
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Village Idiot for 26 Jun 2004, Justin Timberlake

Justin is Quitting the Singing Business

Justin is giving up singing for a career in acting. While in Australia on the last leg of his Justified tour, Justin said "These are my last shows. I'm ready to slow down. I'll concentrate on movies." Out of the pot and into the fire. What is it with these Blondes and the movie industry, he doesn't even have breasts, how far does he think he's going to get? Normally I wouldn't say this, but, stick to your day job.
Village Idiot for 10 Apr 2004, Justin Timberlake

Burn Baby Burn

Justin wanted to have a romantic evening at home with girlfriend Cameron Diaz but in the process almost burnt down his house. Apparently Justin decided to set the mood with candles and then went for a quick shower, not noticing one of his curtains had caught fire. Fortunately, Cameron let herself in and put out the fire before it could spread. It looks like things are really heating up in their relationship. They must be really desperate get the title of Hollywood's hottest couple.
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Village Idiot for 14 Feb 2004, Justin Timberlake

Wardrobe Malfunction

Justin and Janet Jackson had a little accident during the Super Bowl Half Time Show which ended up with Janet showing a little too much as far as the sponsors where concerned. Both Janet and Justin apologized with Justin saying "I am sorry if anyone was offended by the wardrobe malfunction during the halftime performance at the Super Bowl." It seems Justin can't keep his hands off the ladies. First there was Britney's virginity, then Kylies bum and now Janet's breasts. The funny thing is that since the incident Janet has confessed to planning the act where as Justin is still sticking to the 'wardrobe malfunction' excuse.
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Village Idiot for 13 Dec 2003, Justin Timberlake


Justin has turned down the opportunity to play Superman in the next £150million blockbuster. Justin said "I told them, 'Whatever you're smoking, dude, I don't want any of it. It's just not me.'" Superman? Firstly, there's nothing 'super' about him and secondly he barely qualifies as a man. Faster than premature ejaculation, dumber than a female fan, it's 'Boybandman-ish'
Village Idiot for 29 Nov 2003, Justin Timberlake

Bum Deal

The reason behind Kylie Minogues covering of her famous bum lately is because of Justin. Apparently Kylie has been trying to hide her bum after having it grabbed by Justin at the '2003 Brit Awards'. Justin later gave her bum a "58 out of 10". So to sum it up, not only is Justin one of the dumbest Blondes around, but also the most despised. I say we form an unruly mob, march over there and hide his year supply of zit cream, all in favour?
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Village Idiot for 10 May 2003, Justin Timberlake

Making Up

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake are getting back together. Apparently Britney's white Mercedes was seen parked outside Justin's place all night and only left at 9am the next morning. It was a difficult decision, Britney or Justin, but I'm going to have to go with Justin. For the second time now Justin has put himself in harms way by getting back with Britney. Justin, it's time for your inoculation.
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Village Idiot for 19 Apr 2003, Justin Timberlake

Celebrity Demands

One of Justin's latest demands was for a giant mirror to be placed on the ceiling of his hotel room. "Mirror, mirror on the ceiling, who's the dumbest of them all?" Why did the Blonde put a mirror on his ceiling? So he could watch himself sleep, and they say Blonde jokes aren't real.
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