Village Idiot for 31 Dec 2005, Justin Timberlake
Hitting the High Notes
In a bid to expand his horizons into acting, Justin has been taking vocal lessons to make his currently squeaky voice more manly. Apparently Justin has hired a vocal coach to help him sound more man than mouse. Unfortunately for Justin, the squeak of the mouseketeer has followed him through to the acting world where he was dropped from various productions due to his child like voice. We really shouldn't be making fun of him just because his balls haven't dropped, I'm sure with the money he makes he could always have them surgically lowered.
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Village Idiot for 14 Feb 2015, Justin Timberlake
Waiter, There's Something in my Soup
A recent lawsuit has revealed that Justin Timberlake's Italian restaurant Destino was forced to shut down after a sewage pipe burst spewing human waste all over the walls and a freshly stocked "food area". The once "celebrity-friendly" restaurant, which was flooded twice with sewage, is now suing the insurance company for $275,000. I guess we all know what the soup of the day was.
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Village Idiot for 7 Jan 2012, Justin Timberlake
Could 2012 be starting with wedding bells?
Justin Trouser-snake has supposedly proposed to Jessica Biel after a 3 month split making his way through Mila Kunis, Olivia Munn and Olivia Wilde. An insider broke the news saying "Justin knows how much she loves snowboarding and the mountains, so it was the perfect place," going on to say "When they reunited, they had a conversation about taking the next step." Oh so NOW he settles down after ruining a bevy of Hollywood hotties for everyone else. You know what they say, once you go Mouseketeer... you live in fear? No, that doesn't sound right. Umm, you long for big ears? No, not that... Why Mila? Why?!
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Village Idiot for 7 Aug 2010, Justin Timberlake
Justin Scared of his own Shadow Career
A former Mouseketeer since he was 12, Justin revealed that he is still uncomfortable with his career choices, everything from his singing to his acting. Justin told Scotland's Daily Record, "I think I'm equally insecure about both of them." Justin went on to talk about movie premiers saying "It's absolutely terrifying." He's better off retiring now and avoiding the curse of the Mouseketeer, need I mention Britney's career nosedive and subsequent investments in Frappachinos?
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Village Idiot for 14 Jul 2007, Justin Timberlake
Full of Hot Air
Preparing for his 'FutureSex/LoveSounds' tour in London Justin's backstage demands include 2 dressing rooms to be kept at exactly 72 degrees, a continuous supply of Hershey chocolate bars and Beano anti-gas tablets which he says helps him "digest" food. With a conveyor belt of chocolates making it's way to you I'm not surprised you need help. I don't think "LoveSounds" include butt trumpets.
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Village Idiot for 12 May 2007, Justin Timberlake
Dumb Duet
After working with stars like Snoop Dogg and Nelly, Justin Timberlake is planning on a duet with Paris Hilton. Paris said "I think we blend well and he says he has something in mind for both of us." Something in mind? More like he's out of his mind. Anyway, doesn't a duet require two singers?
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