Village Idiot for 29 Jul 2006, Eminem
Eminem as the Village Idiot

Piss and Quiet

It looks like the power of celebrity has come to the rescue of yet another celeb, this time Eminem. News has it that charges against Eminem for assault have been withdrawn by the "victim" for an unknown reason. It was reported that Eminem assaulted a fan at a strip club bathroom, after zipping up, who had started talking to him while he was peeing. That's what happens when you don't follow bathroom etiquette and let your eye's stray.

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Village Idiot for 23 Dec 2017, Eminem

Eminem has a Flamboyant Dating Life

Eminem recently revealed the difficulties of dating at this stage of his life. In an interview with Vulture he talked about meeting people claiming to use dating apps "Yeah, Tinder... [Laughs] And Grindr. I also used to go to strip clubs. What can I say? Going to strip clubs is how I was meeting some chicks. It was an interesting time for me." I guess we finally know who the real Slim Shady is.
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Village Idiot for 12 Sep 2009, Eminem

The real Slim Shady

After making his claim to fame at ex-wife Kim Mathers expense, Eminem's bedroom talents were critiqued on Detroit radio station WKQI by ex-Mrs. Eminem herself. Kim said "He's not very well endowed. If you're going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work." Latest Eminem CD - $10.99. Fortune amassed during years of fame - $110million+. Your ex-wife exposing your more intimate of secrets to the world - priceless. With Mariah Scarey and ex-wife Kim, this is shaping up to be the Jerry Springer show of the century.
Village Idiot for 6 Jun 2009, Eminem

Foi-ball's of the Famous

During the MTV VMA's Eminem came face to sack with Austrian fashion reporter Bruno's, aka Sacha Baron Cohen, "kugelsack". Eminem stormed out of the awards ceremony but has since admitted to RapRadar he was in on the act saying "I'm thrilled that we pulled this off better than we rehearsed it. It had so many people going 'nuts' so to speak. Everyone was blowing me up about it" That's right people, talent doesn't make a celebrity, you have to go out there and grab it by the ball's. This inspiring moment was brought to you by the Paris Hilton school of celebrity.
Village Idiot for 16 May 2009, Eminem

Comedic Choice Crisis

With his latest return to music Eminem admits that he had trouble when it came time to hit out at Jessica Simpson's recent weight gain in his music video "We Made You". Eminem said "Tony Romo is one of my favorite quarterbacks, So I felt kinda conflicted doing the Jessica thing." It's simple really, chicken out and carry on watching Tony from afar or, insult his girlfriend and meet him face to face. It might not be the meeting you always dreamed of, but you'll finally have a reason for a blinging rapper grill.
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Village Idiot for 7 Apr 2007, Eminem

Playing Nice

Since attending a court hearing in Detroit's Macomb Circuit Court Eminem and soon to be ex-ex-wife, Kim Mathers, have agreed to stop making "derogatory, disparaging, inflammatory and otherwise negative comments." to protect their 11 year old daughter, Hailie. This comes after Kim appeared on a Detroit radio station saying that Eminem was bad in bed and needed Viagra to get things going. Well I suppose Eminem did sing about wanting to kill her so a jab at his sexual abilities, or lack thereof, should make them even.
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