Village Idiot for 2 Dec 2006, Madonna
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Madonna as the Village Idiot

Buying Babies

After the fiasco over her adoption of a one year old Malawian boy Madonna has decided to go for a second round with the world press by adopting a Malawian girl. Madonna said "I'm going to adopt another Malawian child very quickly. A baby girl this time." This time however her two biological kids, Lourdes and Rocco, will have a "choice" in who she adopts. I think I've finally figured out her plan; With all her celeb pals bailing out on the whole Kabbalah thing Madonna is going to buy small African villages and convert them one Villager at a time... after that I'm not sure.


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Village Idiot for 28 Oct 2017, Madonna

Madonna's Adopted Kids Pay for Their Stay

Madonna recently launched a new luxury skincare line with many items costing hundreds of dollars, so what better way to promote them than by having your adopted kids talk about it on Instagram. I'm pretty sure with those prices she could afford to pay a real spokesperson to do the promoting. In fact here's a thought, why doesn't she promote it herself and just let the kids be kids?
Village Idiot for 9 Sep 2017, Madonna

Madonna's European Vacation

Madonna revealed that she is moving to Portugal to work on new music and another movie. Madonna revealed it via an Instagram post where she said "I used to be a basket case but now I Live in Lisbon!". Oh Mad Madge, you're still a basket case but now you're someone else's problem. Let's hope she focuses on the music and not the movie.
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Village Idiot for 8 Jul 2017, Madonna

Why Tupac Dumped Madonna

A newly released letter reveals that Tupac dumped Madonna over race. The letter reads "For you to be seen with a black man wouldn't in any way jeopardize your career, if anything it would make you seem that much more open and exciting" Ouch, I guess publicity stunts don't always go according to plan.
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Village Idiot for 29 Apr 2017, Madonna

Madonna's Blonde Ambition

Madonna isn't too happy with a new movie about her coming out next year. The movie titled "Blonde Ambition" tells the story of Madonna in 1980s New York from her first album to her love life. Madge has since taken to Instagram saying "Nobody knows what I know and what I have seen, Only I can tell my story. Anyone else who tries is a charlatan and a fool." Only she can tell her story, the bits she remembers that is. The 80's, so much fun, so many drugs.
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Village Idiot for 11 Feb 2017, Madonna

Madonna Completes Her Collection

It's been revealed that Madonna was given permission by the Malawian high court to adopt four-year-old twins Stella and Esther. Now that she owns 2/3rds of the population she is officially the countries leader and can now battle it out with her nemesis Donald Trump at the UN. I think that's how adoption works, I could be wrong. International politics is complicated.
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