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Paris Hilton Gossip and News - Page 13
27 May 2006
Name of the Game
True to her airhead ways, Paris screwed over another business by forgetting the... (read more of this Idiotic story)
6 May 2006
A Star is Born
Realizing that no one was prepared to go through the embarrassment of singing... (read more of this Really Stupid story)
4 Mar 2006
Bollywood Calling
If you thought America was the only country capable of crap like "Crossroads"... (read more of this Stupid story)
28 Jan 2006
Pee pee Paris
A taxi driver in Hawaii claims that pay-per-view Paris was so drunk that she... (read more of this Really Stupid story)
7 Jan 2006
The 'ol Zoo
After grabbing pole position as 'The Worlds worst dog owner' as voted for by... (read more of this Idiotic story)
7 Jan 2006
Awards Ceremonies
The only real reason to be at the 'Billboard Music Awards' was to be as far away... (read more of this story)
26 Nov 2005
Making Babies
Not content with being the dumbest creature to walk the face of the earth, Paris... (read more of this Really Stupid story)
22 Oct 2005
Paris' Plans Paused
News has it that the next season of "The Simple Life" simply does not exist.... (read more of this Really Stupid story)
1 Oct 2005
Paris Pens Future Classic
Paris is planning on releasing a second book entitled "Your Heiress Diary:... (read more of this Really Stupid story)
3 Sep 2005
Get Along Little Doggy
Paris has dumped her pet chihuahua, Tinkerbell, in favour of a new pup.... (read more of this Idiotic story)