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It turns out that Brit Twit is in negotiations to become the spokesperson for 'Bally Fitness' after spending nearly every day at the club. Desperate to reclaim her fame, Brit Twit has resorted to spending her days working out and sticking to a special diet designed by 'Bally Fitness' nutritionist. That's right people, if your millions can't help you keep your man or your dignity then you need the professional help of 'Bally Fitness' personal trainers and maybe a stint or two in rehab.
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